Uncovered

Yes, it's that time of the year again, when I get round to editing the newest episode of the show I produce. I haven't been too good with hitting deadlines recently, but I don't think I ever have been. All I wish to say is that this episode will be worth waiting for, and I hope people will appreciate that.

I still have two tapes to find before I can start a proper edit, one of them I can grab the data for off the XTV computers if I don't find it, the other is extra footage which will make one of the features I'm editing easier, but is not absolutely necessary.

And that's that. Need some inspiration now!

Serious

How do you tell somebody that the reason you've been so cold to them lately is because you cannot possibly tell them what you really think about them? Bonus points for being able to do this without telling them the real reason.

Quickly

I wonder how many grand pianos have been destroyed in the name of comedy or art over the years?